Secret Saturdays Porno Story: Joke shop hijinks – Chapter 1
The Saturdays were
enjoying a family vacation in Berlin, Germany. Everyone was having a
great time, and making lots of family memories. They all had a good
laugh when Doyle actually tripped and fell into a fountain. He came
up completely soaked, which drew quite a bit of attention. (Doyle was
terrible at being inconspicuous.) But the funniest part was the
incident at the local mall.
They had gone to the
mall for some souvenir shopping on the last day of their vacation.
Doc and Drew were browsing in a candy shop, while Zak and Doyle had
decided to visit a joke shop. Zak had chosen some plastic spiders to
scare his mom (and Fisk). He laughed quietly, imagining the look on
Drews face when she found them hiding in the refrigerator. Doyle
had picked out a rattlesnake gag, which he hoped to try out on Doc.
They went to the check out, and a smirk played across Doyles face.
The cashier looked dim-witted, and Doyle was in the mood for a
little fun. Hey, wanna see some really cool rattlesnake eggs?
Doyle asked the German man. Sure, snakes are my favorite animal
he said happily. He took the small envelope from Doyle, which read
Caution, open slowly.
He gently opened it, and a terrible rattling sound escaped from the
envelope. The man dropped it onto the counter as he let out a yell of
shock and surprise. Oh my, are you trying to give me a
heart-attack? the man said angrily. Doyle and Zak were laughing
uncontrollably, their faces turning slightly red. Dude, you work
in a joke shop, you should know every trick in the book! And you
actually fell for it! Doyle said, still laughing. That will be
three-fifty the German muttered through gritted teeth. Doyle paid
for it, high-fived Zak, and left the store. Drew and Doc were waiting
for them So, did you have fun? Doc asked. More than you
know Doyle replied, smiling mischievously.
